Matty Sullivan lives and works in Galveston, Texas.
He enjoys many aspects of life, but not as many as he loathes from the depths of his soul. For example, having to pay bills really gets under his skin. So do commercials. And billboards. Screeching. Fire ants and mosquitoes.
On the other hand, he loves tacos. And music. And good conversations.
And you. Yes, you! It's true, he told me.
In fact, Matty Sullivan thinks you're the coolest and greatest person in the world--no matter who you are! No matter what you look like! No matter what you do!
"Really?" you ask.
"Really!" I say.
But please, don't let this go to your head. Yes, you are amazing and wonderful, but that doesn't make you better than the rest of us, does it? No, it doesn't.
At least, I don't think it does.
Maybe it does.
Fuck it, let's go ahead and say it does.
(Isn't 'does' a funny word?)
(Yes, it is.)
Congratulations! And welcome to the show! Now how about you hang out a while?
If you do, Matty says, 'Thanks!" and sends you many happy wishes.
If you don't, Matty says, "No problem," and thanks you for visiting.
Goodnight, and watch out for fire ants.